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On the frontline of the War on Bed Bugs.

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contacting ally mike tomorrow about appropriateness of declaring a human victory and/or a third battle.

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possible wounds from an unidentified source later in the evening.

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day 13: no new wounds inflicted on the second human to occupy bug territory.

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day 12: still no signs. humans are changing their defensive strategy tonight. results tomorrow.

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day 11: still no signs of life in the enemy camp. hysteria is receding. final steps of war are approaching.

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had a nightmare last night though that my arms were covered in wounds. the humans cannot overlook the psychological effects of this war.

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day 10: still no enemy sightings. life is slowly returning back to normal despite the excess of plastic and lack of beds in the barracks.

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not wounded during second night. could it be possible that the humans have succeeded in destroying the entire bug army?

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second night of the occupation of the reclaimed territory. hoping it will as well as the first. gearing up and heading in. count tomorrow.

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day one of absence of the bugs. not time to celebrate yet but the time will come.

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second waiting period begins. hopefully this one will be more successful than the first.

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day 7: after one full week of battle, humans can smell victory. no wounds inflicted on humans overnight.

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update on numbers in the morning. over and out.

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troops are getting drowsy. it's time for the sneak attack. we are about to take back what is rightfully ours. about to man my post.

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pentagon in agreement that now is the time for war on bed bugs. wounded human may receive purple heart for service.

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humans are using their communication resources to spread propaganda to outsiders. hoping to incite protests against the bugs.

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tweets are back live from here forward. wartime communication was down for first few days.

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tonight we must occupy what was once their space. fears of wounds and nightmares are imminent.

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ally mike gave reassurance and ordered humans to begin infiltrating the enemy's taken territory overnight.

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what we thought was an ally turned accusatory last night saying that we started this war. human army feels confused and intruded upon.