Sarah Weers

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I feel so claustrophobic at work, like I gotta get out of here right now!

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Me doing the millennial pause every time I answer my phone and I want to put it on speaker because now instead of just tapping the speaker button I have to also choose between speaker, my AirPods, or my MacBook HELLO ARE MY AIRPODS IN MY EARS? IS MY MACBOOK OPEN? no

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Hannah Montana was a better show but The Lizzie McGuire Movie was a better movie

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I kinda wonder what’s going on with the spaces in between bold or italicized words

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Barchie 🥀

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My dog is “I frew up” personified, or dogonified, would maybe be more appropriate

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Cosmopolitan asks Zara Larsson to name which artist she’ll never put on her music playlists:

“There’s so many artists I have blocked on Spotify, and all of them are like abusers. You certainly wouldn’t find a Chris Brown song. Bye!”

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One of the best episodes of oth immediately followed by one of the worst

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Linda Liddle, don’t make me side with a man

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

the book I haven’t written a word of but have planned meticulously in my head is an nyt bestseller to me

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Go see this movie

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If there’s one thing the right is gonna do, it’s make a big deal over a non issue

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Guys I’m working on my magnum opus right now, my version of an appropriately unhinged recap of Pretty Little Liars, if you will, in the sense that this is an insane amount of work and an extreme amount of effort that nobody asked for but everyone needs (it’s not a recap, though)

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It’s getting to the point where I need to start bringing protective earplugs to the movies because why th do you need to be that loud?

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Getting a new phone means being overwhelmed by popups every time you open an app for the first time. The calculator app will be like hey is it cool if I know your location?! If so, can I monitor that like all the time or nah?

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I kinda think lavender should be spelled lavendar idk

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Going to the restroom in the dark at the hotel because they have one of those stupid switches that turns the fan on with the light

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Hello sharks,

Today I’m asking for the funds to expand my local movie theater to add a chill little climate-controlled, seated area meant for debriefing your movie with your friends so as not to have to stand out in the cold before you go your separate ways

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Mike’s Mic’s impact

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I love my boobs, don’t get me wrong, but what I would do to be able to sleep flat on my stomach