helmuth von moltke

i’m better at war than you. german field marshal 😻😻 // military commander 🥀🖤 // scorpio ♏️💕💕💕💕 (macey h period 2)

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

with a heavy heart, i am forced to resign my position as a commander-in-chief. may the man following in my shadow be met with great fortune and success. #KOWWI @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

this war is stressful. needless to say i’m feeling a bit lightheaded. on the bright side, france was an easy win for the german empire 😻🇩🇪❤️
#KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@TheRed_Menace @allenby_edmund @AlisonDawe1 Honestly

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

welcome to war, lads! first, let’s wipe france off the face of the earth to weaken their alliance with russia and britain. hey france! tell your men that they shoot like a bunch of babies 🤣
#KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@down_to_french @Zimmermaster @AlisonDawe1 take a spelling class first buddy

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

the ultimatum that austria-hungary demanded is, to say the least, rather concerning for the state of every country that’s reared their heads into this mess. i can sense war over the horizon… nonetheless; austria-hungary has germany’s full support. #KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

just heard that serbia was responsible for the archduke’s death. it is no surprise to me that those no-good nationalists were behind this mess. @AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

serbia needs to back off. they do not have documentation like the blank cheque to prove they have allies. germany stands with you, austria-hungary! @AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@CenterPoint @CNPalerts Please return the Klein empire’s electricity after the horrific storm! My armies cannot build themselves up in the unending dark. #KOWWI21

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@the1stviscountG i can and i will. watch your tongue, british boy 📸

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

hey google how do you cancel the british

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@KleinSocStudies @AlisonDawe1 @KleinOak huzzah!

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@sirchriscrad @AlisonDawe1 who brought the karen in here?

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@MataHariExotica @AlisonDawe1 👀

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@KleinISD Glorious! A fruitful day of rest. Thou shall be thankful for this decision. #KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@ALVIN_STATUS Glorious! Germany is delighted to see this beloved chipmunk documentary come to fruition! 🇩🇪🇩🇪

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

rest in delightful austrian-hungarian pieces franz 🕊

#ferdidead #KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

@KleinISD Germany salutes you for your devotion to our safety! We stand beside the German empire of Klein as the violent storm rampages our motherland🇩🇪🇩🇪❤️❤️

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

#KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[helmuth von moltke @warcommanderuwu]

wait this isnt the google