Jordan Ward

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Dear @disneyplus, I would like a sven and maximus team up show. Thank you

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@ward8jordan

[Venmo @Venmo]

New year, new #VenmoMe. We’re giving out $10,000 today. RT this w/ your Venmo handle and you just might ✨ manifest ✨ $100, $250, or $500.

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[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Anyone else sit in the bathroom at work and listen to "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance?

No one?

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@ward8jordan

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $20,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $250. #VenmoMe

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[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Has any adult ever just had a single bag of fruit snacks at a time?

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Me: *watching Grey's Anatomy for the 10th time.
My husband: *randomly walks in and asks "What is her deal"
Me: *pauses the show "so her ex husband just died and now she is dating that girl and her dad is trying to 'pray away the gay' and then she looses her job... "
Him: what?

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@carlynward Same though!!

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@carlynward Davis 2020: Make me want to gouge my eyes out

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Remember when we made new years resolutions? Wow I wonder what happened to those...

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@carlynward Preach

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@carlynward

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@carlynward Seriously it was some of the best content we have seen

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@hpetey71 Preach

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

I've said it once and I'll say it a thousand times more @ChickfilA drive thru's are freaking well oiled machines

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

To all those haters out there.

[Bryan Harsin @CoachHarsin]

#BleedBlue

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@sarahmriker Thank you, I hid my eyes through the whole thing

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

Why is it that individually wrapped twizzlers taste so much different than the big packages? #FoodForThought

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

I am eating carrot cake at my desk, out of a coffee filter, for breakfast, at 11am. I'm giving up on today.

[Jordan Ward @ward8jordan]

@hpetey71 Preach!