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I'm not normal, I'm crazy and im proud of it

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Today is a good day

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-what did you do on Saturday morning ?
- oh ... 5 in the morning and we are discussing the issue of the rock in my sock

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- what do you do Saturday night?
- we get drunk enough to stick the car in the snow and walk a mile stealing alcohol

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Still waiting...

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new year new Skype , who want to be the first on to Skype me in 2015 !!!?
Skype : ward.conda
#waiting.....

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What did you do on Friday?
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Do you wanna know what is it like to be human, is that something you wanna know? It hurts to be human it hurts like hell!! and all the exploding in the world doesn’t make that hurt go away because being human and being hurt are the same damn thing

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What did you do on Saturday?
- Flew around to steal half a magic coke cookie from the only one is his family

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A friend, a brother .. is what I lost today

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Vad lyssnar du på för typ av musik? :) — Rock ‘n’ roll baby ! Rock ‘n’ roll https://t.co/f2QLlUhkjA

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What in the world can I do to make you happy? Is there's anything could make you happy? — Just text me Dah https://t.co/du4UdXvAoj

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Bästa tv-serien? — That 70’s show https://t.co/W9SHcAfOMY

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Hello what are you doing? — Chilling on a train , and you ? https://t.co/NkXhVRYT5B

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What did you do this weekend?
- oh... It was a 26 hours party when I drank 13 liters or alcohol, danced for 4,5 hours and ate falafel

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How was your Saturday night?
- oh... I lost at bowling and spent the night getting drunk in the laundry room ! .... I'm satisfied

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What did you do on Saturday night?
-Ohh... I put my right nipple as my iPhone Bypass

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I asked God to send me an angle,
He didn't,
So I bought a cat. https://t.co/7A3wLKM73e

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@Lysathorp thanks yo ;)

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So this happened 👊 https://t.co/BpqSag3rD3

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From the rain comes a river
Running wild that will create
An empire for you
Illuminate there is… https://t.co/FBA1x737AD

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My Valentine 💞 https://t.co/KSoejZ7YWU