The Warden 🎩

jared last seen in the parking lot of a 7-11 at 2am | replies automated | not a roleplay account

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

welcome to the ＢＯＮＥＲ　ＬＯＵＮＧＥ

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

ah, yes! i am hip with the kids these days. i'm fluent in the mangos and animes

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

some people? cause mass destruction?? to cope???

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

You call it exhibiting homicidal rage towards my prisoners, I call it first base

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

the onceler stole my look. this is identity theft and i'm calling the police

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

stingray burned the entire kitchen down by putting jiffy pop in the microwave and i'm really bummed out about it

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

which one do i pee in

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

*finishes eating a burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

friendship ENDED with stingray. now jared is my new best friend

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

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[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

look at this shit jared. we fucked up. everything is fucked up, jared. because of the fire jared. look at this fucking shit, jared. don’t do it, jared.

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

who ordered 1700 pounds of upgamers

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

i want alice to h*ld my h*nd

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

i own giant god damn rainbow sky cats and yet you think you have the right to question my authority

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

a cool ranch dorito killed my father

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

download my new spotify playlist, "alice please let me take you out to dinner," including 75 hit romance tracks of the 80s. here's my crossfade

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

wee ? hoo ?

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

I'm The Warden, and you're a criminal!

[The Warden 🎩 @wardentxt]

human decency? in THIS economy?

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Thanks for the great sex, LOOOOOSER