St. Nicholas

You may be a King or a dirty street sweeper; sooner or later you’ll dance with the reaper

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Name: Maximus Ward
Weight: 97 lbs (Rumble Johnson of middleweights)
Reach: able to hug neighbor over the fence
Nickname: Max, good boy, Sassy Mcfatso, fuckin prick
Strengths: keeping snakes, bunnies, and neighborhood kids away
Weakness: Underwear left on the bathroom floor

[217Problems @217Problems]

RT for a chance to win 2 tickets to JULY 4th cubs vs cards

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@WaddleandSilvy @Trilogy773

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@BrewersRaptor @davew536 @Michael_Cerami @JulianGuilarte1

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@BBGreatMoments

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@JordynneGrace

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@BBGreatMoments OJ?..

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@DirtyDomDom @HPCBadGuys Casey’s gas station..

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Cubs postseason gear is now available at Fanatics: https://t.co/UKZQB2HinT #ad

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@ufc @UlbergCarlos @DomReyes @thehanyakdj beats both they’re asses 9 outta 10 times..

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@JordynneGrace Pre-Big Momma Pump!

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@BBGreatMoments Brooks Kieschnick

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@allan_cheapshot Jimmy Hart is pretty fuckin cool

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@JANELABABY Cadaver parts sounds like a gnarly metal band

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@KNOTFEST Large fan base. Commercial success. Catalog of hits. High energy. Korn.

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@PowerbombJutsu @HPCBadGuys I’ve got the Nitro tshirt from that night

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@acdmma_ How taste my pee pee?..

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@lthomasnews @laprianzo Run a poll. Whose merch is in more closets in the Midwest…

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

get your popcorn ready🍿

Details ➡︎ https://t.co/6LTzv09WYi

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🚨 #TeamIridium News 🚨

Our man @thehanyakdj is ready to tee off on Vitor Petrino & collect his 8th @ufc victory on Dec. 14 ✍🏼 #TheDarkside

[NNEDV @nnedv]

Domestic violence survivors deserve independence—from violence, from fear, from trauma, and from all barriers that make it harder for them to heal and find safety. RT if you agree! #IndependenceDay