I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice.

#CODRP #Parody

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Ｄｒｅａｄ ｉｔ ，
Ｒｕｎ ｆｒｏｍ ｉｔ ，
Ｊｕｓｔｉｃｅ ａｒｒｉｖｅｓ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｓａｍｅ ．

#CoDRP #CallofDutyRP #CODVerse

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

|| A country attacking another country completely unprovoked is not a fun little quirky rp moment for you. It's fucked up and weird. Cut it out.

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

|| I know I'm not active here anymore but using current world geopolitics as your fun little RP plot is fucking weird. Don't do it.

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

oh, uh-huh... which one?
let me guess--
he goes to another cia?

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

/SIDEQUEST!?/
THIS AIN'T DRAGON QUE--
now hold on actually... maybe... maybe it is... I could dig turn based combat...

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

of all the no-brained shit you could do
this is easily one of the stupidest fucking things
you could have possibly done

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

[grabs shoulders tightly]
What the hell did you do

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Y'KNOW THE MORE SPECIFIC YOU GET, THE LESS I BELIEVE YOU!

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Y'know... Much as I should believe you, I really really do not

[𝗙𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗦𝗛 @topnotchprotege]

"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬. 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺."

— call of duty rp - mw/ii/iii | advanced warfare
— crossover friendly
— mdni
— a muse of #sister

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

hello beautiful

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Move different when I'm off the Yao.

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Do you mind??????????

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

@animosusproelia "You." He points directly at her. "You are the cause of this strife. You're the reason I'm showin I ain't no better than any other man. That dress you got on is too damn good."

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

"Lord grant me the strength not to horny post too hard on main, amen."

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Well, with all these pretty ass rocks I got stocked up, you're about to.

[｢𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒚.ᐟ｣ @adatahive]

It's gonna work. I don't even know you and I'm already invested!

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

See, now that! That I can get behind! I can provide a pretty rock to anyone and sell it to ya like no other. You think that guy's rock is prettier? Wrong, and I'll tell you why.

[｢𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒚.ᐟ｣ @adatahive]

Maybe a penguin specifically, then.

Give them a pretty rock to show your affection.

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

That bein' said, I would be lonely. I cannot fucking dance. I got hip movement down, but dancing absolutely not a strong point.

[｢𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒚.ᐟ｣ @adatahive]

Exactly!

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

"Shit, I just might." Huff. "Anyone with the opportunity would do just the same, just so happens I'm the lucky fucker who's actually doin' it."

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

Yeah, like, "Hey here's this funny little dance, don't talk to that lame dork who can't dance as cool as me"

[｢𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒚.ᐟ｣ @adatahive]

Imagine if you had to court someone like birds do...

[I Am The War Dog, I Am Justice. @wardogJustice]

"I'unno what you said there but shit if it meant I got to look at you a little longer I'd let you say more."