Olly Gelatinous

Misplaced pessimist. Free-roaming antagonist. Unenthusiast.

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Donald Trump, his lips and face like a Benidorm stripper’s twat.

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@___Kazza___ Two day’s worth with your arse.

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Elon Musk is the kind of creepy little cunt who would have been battered into a fine paste at any state school.

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@robcipolla Delete all the old stuff, then go home.

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And now I want to watch Alien again.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

The outstanding atmospheric teaser trailer for ALIEN (1979).

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Hey I’m just hanging with you neoliberal cuntholes for a while.

[Met4Cast - UK Weather @Met4CastUK]

📍 Tenbury

This video shows how quickly flash flooding can take hold, from nothing to the entire street underwater in less than a minute.

So very easy to get caught out.

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@Roseyanny I’m willing to concede that I’m wrong, and might give it another stab. But I did bounce off it very hard.

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@Roseyanny I do wonder if the judges actually read these things sometimes. And if they do, whether they entirely ignore the pleasure part of it?

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@Roseyanny Same. And the prose was very flat.

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We all fear the blow out from a second Trump. I just hope he doesn’t follow through.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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Well I guess that’s it for western democracy then.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Mark Twain invented the clasp that is now used in bras.

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I’ve spent my life waiting for something, if only I knew what it was.

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Runners always look so happy.

Oh wait, no. I got them confused with people having a nice sit down.

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I wish everyone to know how little I care for you and your “problems”.

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I have all the bits.

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Oh fuck.

https://t.co/SS3a5gQ1C7