Sean Ward

Locked out of my old account. Thanks, @twitter.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@goodygumdrop1 Buddy,,,,,,you already know

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Minnesota still going to declare themselves co-Paul Bunyan’s axe champions or some shit

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

It’s never too early to tell the band to play Free Bird.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

While most simply claim to know him, I actually know John Williams.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Just realized I’ve had the same pair of Ray-Bans for five years now. Haven’t destroyed an iPhone in a similar amount of time. Does this mean I’m grown up?

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

There’s annoying then there’s “mosquito in your bedroom, buzzing the tower at 4am” annoying. Last night was the latter.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Today, just like every day of the year, you should be having a HOT #coffee @coffee_dad

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@Sam_Sags The whole day considered, biggest liability day of my life.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

I got hit in the face with a baseball and no one believed me because it was the day after Mifflin @jordy_sports

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

When the guitar solo on Free Bird hits and you have nothing to do for the next 10 mins >>>>>>

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@PaulyWanaCraka @Flevans7 Peccessimist Paul. Your “teaser” days are my sign of things to come. Light at the end of the tunnel. Hope. An opportunity to slowly acclimate the world to my pastey ass skin and extra pounds that I tell myself I’ll lose but probably won’t

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@Flevans7 @PaulyWanaCraka @BrotherEricL Creamy for sandwiches, crunchy for eating straight up.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

On what day of quarantine can I cut my own hair and not be judged for the result?

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@Sam_Sags This shit is rigged, I’m sure of it

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Pray for the Miller Lites tonight. They never had a chance. #keepdeletinglattes2020

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Quarantine Happy Hour: Google Hangouts and mixing up a #cocktail @RyanBaxt @LukeNevermann @puckm8 @koremenos @Sam_Sags

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

Sometimes you just have to restart The Wire for the umpteenth time

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@PaulyWanaCraka If anyone can survive a pandemic, it's someone from Cleveland. Your rivers light on fire. You guys have seen a lot worse.

[Sean Ward @wardse91]

@Southern_Living Thought this was coronavirus