Wonky Painter

Part budding chef, part internet denizen, partially palatable, occasional wargamer, raconteur ad infinitum, all round good egg and chock full of naughty stuff.

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

Happy New Year everyone.
Here’s to an awesome 2024

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

I've had enough. Musk has destroyed Twitter.
I know there are people I may lose contact with as a result of this, you can find me where the skies are blue. It's not the end, however my efforts at making people smile will be elsewhere

I love you all

https://t.co/C35OFliWFb

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

@Jambeanie @DfRugbygirl It’s why I’m jumping to Bluesky

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@Niki44 Basically the Boks sorted out their scrum and we didn’t.
Absolutely did not deserve to go out based on that performance, however if you’re going to beat a team like the Boks you need to be putting more on the scoreboard.

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@Markable You’re a cunt

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@Jambeanie It’s been playing up the past couple of days. I’m off to b sky socal

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

got an account sorted over at that there other place
skies are blue

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

@IWoM85 Bacon.

And potato in all its glorious forms.

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https://t.co/g4CZ53baOK

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@UKUpdates_co_uk I would rather staple my cock to a large boulder and do star jumps.

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

right then. no time to lounge about. I need to prepare the dining table for todays DnD session.

yes, I am a complete and utter geek
no, I don't care what anyone thinks of me for it.

Sir Jared of Waterdeep is going to find an inn and complain about the poor facilities.
#DnD

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@WizzyWise that steward wasn't taking any crap from them was she! 😂

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@sophiearumble @clumsyoaf33 @girl_tinder compliments are free. unfortunately that also means you get the really bad dad jokes too.

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

@sophiearumble @clumsyoaf33 @girl_tinder you should note this is coming from a 23stone potato addict.

with added bacon.

[Wonky Painter @Wargaming_Dad]

@sophiearumble @clumsyoaf33 @girl_tinder 28 isn't old. and size is changeable.

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@Only_Foomy @FMTregz11 you should try the original mince pie recipe - if it's done right it tastes amazing.

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@clumsyoaf33 @sophiearumble yes. both you and @girl_tinder. I'm so disappointed in you right now. why do you only have the one hobby? I mean.... are you even trying?

quite frankly you need to do better.

(I may have employed a tiny bit of sarcasm here, can you tell?)

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@anothercohen what a judgemental knob you are.

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@girl_tinder @sophiearumble While engaging in at least three of your hobbies and keeping tabs on that side hustle that's going to make you a bajillionaire one day.

can you feel the disappointment?

(ps. original tweeter is, quite clearly, a tosser)

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@girl_tinder @sophiearumble Quite frankly, based on the original tweet and having read your conversation with Sophie, I have no option other than to sit here and silently judge you for not tweeting this from an exercise bike in the gymn of a boutique 5 star hotel you found on the French Riviera.