Five days after the LA election, Spencer Pratt falls to third place and a woman who hardly anyone voted for in person, Nithya Raman, totally dominated in mail voting to come in second. No one with a functional brain believes these results.
Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs has been arrested for allegedly strangling and suffocating a woman. Which sounds bad. But it could be worse per sports media — he could have introduced President Trump at a rally.
"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
When my mom asks if I want to join in family dinner tonight, but I have to explain how I have to watch a baseball game between American Italians and American Mexicans to determine if American Americans can keep playing baseball
Such a lazy tweet. Tired of what exactly? Hurley hasn’t done shit all year. Hasn’t been ejected in a few years. So much sensationalism when it comes to Hurley, when coaches across the country do this shit every night. Give me a break.
@EastBreese Huskies played like SHIT, however these refs were more focused on an upset than reffing a legit ball game. I’ve never seen someone so happy to toss a coach out of a game
Ellen Hughes was asked about President Trump's call to the USA hockey team and her answer showed that pronoun hockey Twitter's meltdown is not real life:
"At the end of the day, it's just about the country... That's all the men's team and women's team care about. If you could see what we see from the inside, and the men and women sharing dorm rooms and halls and flex floors and the camaraderie and the way the women cheered on the men and the way the men cheered on the women— that’s what it’s all about."
It was an honor to welcome @FBIDirectorKash Patel to Italy.
Thank you for taking the time to engage with our Embassy team and Italian counterparts during a brief but highly productive visit.
Your leadership and commitment to strong U.S.-Italy law enforcement cooperation — including in support of the Olympic Games — are deeply appreciated.
Wait… The Flavor Flav that was arrested for assault of his fiancé in 2012? The Flavor Flav that was again arrested for assault of a woman again in 2021?
lolol you can’t make this shit up.