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[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Por este tipo de cosas que la RAM sigue subiendo de precio...

[Memes Universidad Nacional @nacional_memes]

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[La Catrina Norteña @catrina_nortena]

🚨 SE VUELVE VIRAL CONDUCTOR DE TÚNEZ

Que estaba reportando la decepción de su equipo en la derrota en el Mundial cuando de repente llegó la raza Mexicana...

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@UTDMael Santiago Muñez

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@BrettFavre 🤡

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Disfrutando el #SBInolvidable por #NFLENTELEVISA

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@SCJN 🤡

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#NFLenTelevisa MJ apoyando a sus Broncos en la final de conferencia por @Televisa

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#NFLenTelevisa apoyando a Sunshine y sus @Jaguars

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@RicardoBSalinas Tío, la 4T ha tenido un chingo de proyectos fallidos, regálamela a mí, son mis iniciales.

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

McCaffrey, Kittle, and Jennings managers watching Demarcus Robinson catch the TD

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Apoyando a @Jaguars por #FoxImpactoNFL #JAXvsDEN

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Disfrutando el juego de #Broncos por #FoxImpactoNFL , #GoBroncos

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@DakDynasty04 @tonyromo s

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Texans have an intentional food safety blind spot when it comes to tamales.

We would never buy a hamburger out of a trunk of a car.
No back of a bike chicken.
Or soup from a backpack.
Or anything else cooked by a stranger with no explanation.

But tamales?
All suspicion disappears.

A cooler shows up. No signage. No credentials. No origin story.
We don’t ask questions. We ask how many dozen.

This isn’t an accident. It’s a choice.

Everyone has a tamale person.
A lady from church.
A guy in a parking lot.
A coworker’s aunt selling out of her trunk.

Even with H-E-B and legit online ordering, we still trust the cooler more than the store. We'd get into a fistfight over how good the tamale hookup we have is.

It’s December, peak tamale season.

I had a guy show up at my house several weeks ago while I was home sick. I checked my Ring camera and all I saw was a short Mexican guy with a slide-top Igloo cooler.

I knew exactly what he was there for.

I said hello on the intercom. Told him I was sick. He asked if I wanted any tamales.

I was devastated, I had to say no. I didn't want to give him the flu. But I was adamant he come back next time he was selling.

Will I ever see him again? Maybe. Maybe not.

Do I know where he gets them? Absolutely not.

Will I buy some if he ever comes back? You betcha.

[xevt - xhvt @xevtfm]

El apoderado legal de la #UGRT, Saúl Córdoba, indica que son respetuosos de la investigación que realiza la FGR, "vamos a cooperar y no seremos ningún obstáculo para la autoridad"

Explica que tras el cateo las autoridades se llevaron equipos de cómputo, expedientes y dinero en efectivo de la Ventanilla SINIIGA.

[Mario @wario85]

@fernandeznorona 🤡

[Underdog @Underdog]

Putting Amon-Ra St. Brown back at your WR1 spot after he didn’t practice all week

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@Colts @JayT23 Le debes tu Fantasy @saulcordova

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

you know what to do.

RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours.

#ProBowlVote x @JayT23