Austin Ashwell

A walking repository of useless information, Music, Film & TV trivia.
Trying (& often failing) to say the right thing in a changing world.

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@DyerbolicalDB Who's the one with the red tie/cravat? The Phantom of the Opera?

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@_josephine0_ Snickers are supposed to be quite soft: chilling makes them much more difficult to bite into. Same with a Mars Bar or a Milky Way.

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@ladyraeuk Maybe I'm just used to your previous look, but this isn't working for me at all...

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@ATRightMovies The final word of the last line...

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

Major Capers may not want to remember WHICH president awarded this medal, but he definitely deserves it. Even an Englishman like myself honours you sir, and thanks you for your service.

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

Broken Legs, Body Full of Shrapnel — He Still Got Every Man Out - Maj. James Capers, Jr. The First Black Marine Officer Nominated for the Medal of Honor Just Got It

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@GoddessKyaa New obsession?
Merely rekindling an older, perhaps diminished one.
So much to distract on this platform... But class will always shine through and reassert itself.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Doctor: We had no choice but to remove part of your colon.

Me; Why?

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@ClaireMax @andrewbowser This is a great look for you.
Excellent makeup emphasises your femininity, and your arms really POP in the first and last shots. Love it.♥️

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@ReclaimD1 THIS IS IN NO WAY BRAGGING, BUT...
Some years ago, my partner had an IUD fitted after an unexpected pregnancy scare. During sex I could feel it jabbing into my glans. She opted to have it removed. I'm surprised her partner said nothing, unless he thinks it's normal...

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@jasminejaexxx Ruin my focus?
Darling, you just sharpened my attention 100%!

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@DyerbolicalDB John Bigbooté

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@ATRightMovies In The Mouth Of Madness

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

Ahh, the traditional slab of cheese and complete ring of onion inside a buttered roll, wrapped (badly) in cling film. The mark of a pub landlord who prepares his own bar snacks.
Looks awful, but tastes angelic. Or maybe all the beer has killed my taste buds.

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@Y2John84 Such vivid memories of watching this in the cinema, and then on VHS, back in the day. A rare slice of social satire served with a garnish of foamy white horror.

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@SiGallagher @griffitha How is this a disaster for Britain?

Anthropic isn't a UK company, and there's plenty of other AI slop peddlers to fill in the shortfall.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband's family "cut us off" ages ago, but neglected to take me out of the family group chat. I read it daily popcorn in hand. Incredibly entertaining all their nasty talk about us even after all this time. They'd lose their minds if they knew.

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@thighssothicc @CelesteTheElfVT Works for me...

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@Power_midget I'm not sure when you'll see this, but best of luck with the competition. 👍👍

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@DyerbolicalDB Was there a choreographer, or did this just come naturally to Salma Hayek?

[Austin Ashwell @warlock12uk]

@Malia_Arrayah I love this.
Excellent use of natural light & your beauty.