Pedro Juan Gama

falar merda no twitter conta como ser criativo?

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

Fala mais alto que eu sou míope

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

I had a dream I was in a stay awake competition and woke up really tired

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you come to me on the day I am to marry my daughter

- woody allen in the godfather

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@Pram_is_here what? must have been the hackers

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water is the best snack.

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

I feel like ben is the mlk to jerry's malcolm x

#benandjerrys

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does anyone know if there's a foot fetishist dating app called solemates? maybe I can make some money by selling this idea.

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not to be political but anyone ever notice how drown backwards is the n word

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hello mtv, welcome to my goon cave

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@Oreo, what's the deal with third-party oreo-branded foods just having an oreo color scheme but not really an oreo taste. can we do something about that?

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beware. sex is a gateway drug to marriage.

[JOSH DUNLAP @JDunlap1974]

Does anybody truly believe that Kamala Harris is leading Donald Trump in Pennsylvania?

I live in Pennsylvania and there are Trump/Vance signs on at least 80 % of properties.... And that is a low estimate considering I have never seen a Kamala Harris/Walz sign yet in my travels

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

hey @hinge, y'all should introduce a tag feature

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bring back the iphone nine

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guys, it's official. I'm on the ebay now.

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- it's tough when everyone around you is having fun being single and stuff.
- who's having fun being single?

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- i think paul giamatti can play any role in any film
- you think he can play mlk?
- absolutely!

(conversation with hugh perry as he scrubs the bathtub clean)

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

i'm out here coining new terms. what are you doing?

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it's geek o'clock somewhere

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

can you explain this gap in your resume?

yeah, I was enslaved and thought to be dead

[Pedro Juan Gama @warm__dog]

@kilsco no. but good luck with that