Count Jelqula

God’s OC

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Ooh yeah baby ohohohooooho

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@nise_yoshimi @lolt64 It’s the best one

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@Raskisti @turbopisser His nationalist ideals were downstream of his masochistic homosexual fantasies and a desire to return to the pederasty of feudal Japan. How do you engage with Mishima’s very good literary output if you get mad when people point this out?

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@Raskisti @turbopisser What did Mishima accomplish

[psychogenicFugue @psycogenicFugue]

if there was some kind of letterboxd-esque site for youtube videos what would be the highest rated ones

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@MargBarCinema The Thing From Another World was most likely actually directed by Howard Hawks

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@cremieuxrecueil @phantom_khalid You will never be ashkenazi

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@lmNOTcatholic Most of the anger at the YouTuber to filmmaker pipeline seems to stem from bitterness at the lack of a substack writer to filmmaker pipeline

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@lolarsenalk @woop54

[molly @angelinrealtime]

it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman

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@DrHoodHonkeyMD @RichPianian Just imagined you asking grok to generate the guy from Falling Down as a pepe for your pfp you straight up gotta end it all bro

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@Idiot_Sink @viking_gumball As for the film class thing I got news about Birth of a Nation

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@Idiot_Sink @viking_gumball The Nazis would have still come to power without Triumph but the KKK wouldn’t have been revived without Birth of a Nation

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@Idiot_Sink @viking_gumball Not as consequential to the rise of the Nazis like BOTN was to the revival of the KKK and not bedrock to the language of cinema in the way that BOTN is

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@RadishHarmers I’ve been looking for an easy solution like this for some time but have never found it. My white whale

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@Bullittindahead There are no Cary Grant roles to take in this fucked up chungus world

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@stacycay @charlimitvictim @popularknapsack Lmfao

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@ntbtstwt Come on lol

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@MartinKoolhoven @postmdernsleaze @UltraHDBluray Have you been asleep since the 90s?

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@lmNOTcatholic Constantly astounded by how stupid that lady is