aspiring gf haver

just a guy being a dude

[♠️ @ayzorla]

drinking water at the same time as the hydration break

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

type of shit big show was doing to rey mysterio in 2003

[morson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @cfcmorson]

Arguably the greatest tweet of all time

[Pj @imgonprevail]

Dudeeeeee slow the fucking car down niggaaaaaa we’re about to crasshhhh niggaaaaa

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Wene @wene084]

Once you masturbate in the morning your entire day is already ruined

[drew @drewsul_]

just jerked off and it was so unbelievably mid i want a cum refund

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

I just don't understand why women think they need all these surgeries

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the concept of rich ppl getting scholarships

[Allen @CWoodIsKing]

This is where they hide the magnets

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it reaches a point

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

please don’t speak to me like that freaky ass yogurt