certifiedbadwinker

what the fuck do you write here?

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Can you add your signature? https://t.co/um8HCHM0yb via @Change

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

LUMPY PILLOWS GUY

#LumpyPillows

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I guess Lindell really doesn’t like it when people insult his pillows.

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@Robdobi I mean, christ, even the members of the band didn’t stand with Anti-Flag.

[Eric Ravenscraft @LordRavenscraft]

microsoft published a gAI travel listicle suggesting tourists should hit up Ottawa's food bank and 𝙟𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Comeback Kid get unfairly lumped into a category of boring and uninspired bands just because they’re melodic and anthemic. In reality they have been one of the most consistent bands in the genre and write some of the strongest pit parts money can buy.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Jesse Watters' mom (who is a Democrat) calls in to weigh in on his first night in his 8 pm show:

"Do not fall into any conspiracy rabbitholes. We do not want to lose you. ... There really has been enough Biden-bashing and [Hunter's] laptop is old."

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@TylerMahanCoe You know what you did 😉

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Hey @TylerMahanCoe fuck you

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Literally me in the morning

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro was flabbergasted when he saw himself in the mirror😭😭

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Yeah I had the same problem but I’m 99% sure it was because I was getting blackout drunk to deal with the fact that I was at a Taylor Swift concert.

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@wokeoharam @bransonreese Oh fuck what was that CCG called? I remember having a bunch of the cards but being too young/stupid to learn the rules to play the game.

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

When did politicians become equivalent to the nirvana tee shirt we purchased from hot topic despite only having heard smells like…… oh ok y’all didn’t grow up I get it

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

81 million votes... but I've never seen a single person wearing a Biden hat.

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@littlemessedup_ Yeah I know that feeling.

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@littlemessedup_ Ooo ooo I know this one!

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@littlemessedup_ 19 year old Tyler takes NYC. Also featured fedora 🤢

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Justice ain’t blind. The judge in this case needs to be sued and removed from his position.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Alex Barnett, a college student, was sentenced to 10 DAYS IN JAIL for participating in a peaceful protest of anti-trans policies imposed by an Arkansas school board.

The school board would not allow public comment, so Barnett chanted "Trans lives matter!"

🧵

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

Had a regular at my bar that ALWAYS drinks bud light actually refuse it when I put it in front of him today. 🙄

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

@littlemessedup_ Lol I know those girls

[certifiedbadwinker @warmfuzzylogic]

I miss Norm MacDonald. That’s all.