Gregor Samsa

I tweet things that are for your own interpretation.

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What shampoo does Cucurella use

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Ima fill up and bust her. Filibuster.

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Establishing and strengthening male connection by going name for name with East West College Bowl players

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Gorilla protein and horse electrolytes

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@Winningitall1 It’s ridiculous. Danya, one of the most respected GM’s in Blitz/Bullet and the chess community in general, who has devoted his entire career to content and education, risks his entire reputation and used an engine vs. a 1200. Sure, okay. Lol

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Europeans are so unreal man. Guys are running 10 miles and smoking a cigarrete right after. So unserious

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Pesto fucks. Simple as that.

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Got in a fight with a homeless person today because apparently I’m an asshole for asking if he takes apple pay

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My bad bro I was shaving my balls and making brilliant moves on https://t.co/DFdJpx8ioK

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You ever had a honeycrisp apple and never want it to end? So good it make ya toes curl?

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We need to find a way to power our nation on the sexual tension in airports

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Oreos….

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If this man ain’t hittin it right then no one is

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She said can you come into work tonight I said nah

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@PGuy_77 Y’all are welcome fr.

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Forcing Chik Fil A employees to say “my pleasure” by repeatedly saying thank you until they conform to be the little corporate slut they are

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This is the perfect time for Kanye to make a house album

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If I ever see a gnome in real life I’m kicking the fucker to space

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If you hunt elephants Fuck You