Elise Warner

How do you overcome a pug obsession? 👩🏽‍⚕️

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@suphaley @CalliGorsuch

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@BrotherNature @Fliserz

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Look at his chub, happy ass spreading bad news

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

It’s official: Illinois is the first state in the Midwest to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour over the next six years. We’re giving 1.4 million workers their first raise in nearly a decade.

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@CalliGorsuch grandmas be like that sometimes

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Anybody else’s grandma text them for random help???

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

You said it

[Jon Langston @JonTLangston]

The best thing I ever did was move to a town where I knew nobody.. get out of your comfort zone, set some goals.. and GO

[sarah cate @marahsoudy]

i miss you @sun and @warmweather

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

can’t wait to be a suburban mom

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@Fliserz Boy, your tweets are like my junior high diary entries

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Hello single people at the gym today, it’s Valentine’s Day

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Petition to bring Auntie Anne’s out of the mall 🥨

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@NinaLookngland holy mind blown

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

I’ll never forget my boyfriend of two years breaking up with me finals week of my third semester of nursing school. Still passed those tricky little things. Still graduated nursing school. Thriving.

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@theratchel Very disappointed when I dropped the news, but staying strong

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Oooo Aunt Joy gonna be mad mad

[Rockford IceHogs @goicehogs]

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Sooo our sock monkeys won't be here in time for Saturday. We're currently testing more efficient monkey-shipping methods (see below). For now, we're giving away rally towells and you can pick up your sock monkey at a later date

Here's more info 👉 https://t.co/AN9NOXrsQv

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Or Carrie Underwood. She’s a performer!

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Wearing your underwear inside out the entire night is a power move

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@jaysc0

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@Mike_Stud I want/need tickets to Chicago Steve 😩

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

@McGinley_Aubyn Ugh YES. Snap Story

[Elise Warner @warner_elise]

Bath & Body Works Spring candles hit the shelf and they are one of a kind