Morgan Warner

Never compromises, loves babies, and surprises🦄

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

When your WWII veteran patient starts telling stories

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

*hits curb and swerves*

her: “oops hehehe”

me:

[Ryk @OfficerRyker]

Early as fuck this morning, my wife: “Ok, get up, you have to drive me to the airport now.”

Half asleep, hungover me: “I’m sleep...just take an Uber.”

Wife, in a tone that dropped us right into winter: “....excuse me?”

And that’s the story of how I almost died this morning.

[PROUD NURSE @lifeasaNURSE_]

Me: *removing tape or leads off a hairy male patient*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: FREE WAX!!!

[Natalie @jbfan911]

me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun

[♕ Pia Mia @piamia]

I-

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

Feels like a good time to bring this back.

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

@MegaraPerry 1:7— nope never!

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

Blahhhhh I gotta get out of this brain fog/funk

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[mimics @mimics]

how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

Hard parts about living alone: 1. Lonely or w/e plus—sometimes I want a human in my house while I’m gone. 2. My dog is alone while I’m gone. Done.

[areej @areejmrd]

In all this world there is nothing as beautiful as this...

[Nurselifern @nurselifern]

Nobody:
Hospitals: sure we can just have the nurses do it

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

Every time a celebrity dies everyone rushes in with all these beautiful tributes, memories, & stories and I'm all like OMG I NEED MORE INFO ABOUT THE CAUSE OF DEATH SO MANY QUESTIONS WAS IT A HEMORRHAGIC OR ISCHEMIC STROKE. 😥

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

@tessssnicole @BreakingBad @NarcosNetflix I’m tryingggg

[Morgan Warner @warner_morgan]

Started watching @BreakingBad. I miss @NarcosNetflix. I feel like I’m in a new relationship or somethin.