p warner

Third times a charm.

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

@Starbucks please explain… also my name is Payton. Not Pattin

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

@Verizon why must you suck? It’s 2025 and i can’t even use my phone. SOS

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

#VoteTrump that’s all, pretty simple.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

$200 billion more to Ukraine

$2,500 per month to illegal aliens

$750 to Americans who lost everything in Hurricane Helene

Imagine voting for more of this. Share so all Americans see this.

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

Good morning Squad☀️ Happy Friday🔥💯

Say it back 🫵🏾

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Accurate.

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

Trader Joe’s advertising is undefeated.

[AB @AB84]

Cue up Many Men by 50 and we gonna win the presidency in a landslide

Fucking Legend of the Decade #CTESPN

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

#TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

Madison Heights Mi @jimmyjohns a literal 0/10.

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

Sup @HardyMusic 🤷
Peep the date…

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

What’s one less 30-06 to a redneck?

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

If/when I ever become an influencer or gain a large following I want my first brand deal to be @froggtoggs Great quality at an amazing price 10/10.

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

It’s 2024 and I still receive butt dials…

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

Someone stole our recycling bin
#recyclegate2024

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

3rd and long? Run 40/41 they won’t see that coming.
#IYKYK

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

Sup @GNCLiveWell just felt the need to stay, your customer service is no good. I’ve sent emails, countless online chats and have gotten absolutely no where. I have yet to receive half my order. For the half that did arrive, well it expires next week.
GET A CLUE

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

With a surprise guest of @TheoVon 🐐

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

@nfl I fully expect @LilTunechi to be apart of the @nflsuperbowl 2025 in New Orleans. Thank u in advance. Much Love, CoachPrime.

[p warner @warner_tweets3]

I forgot how funny Twitter is. My ass is going to start tweeting again.

[AB @AB84]

It feels like the Lions

would be up 35-10 right now

#CTESPNReport @CtespnN