Tom Warnock

My opinions are mostly my own, or shamelessly stolen from someone much funnier/smarter than me.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

Future generations will thank our AI overlords for finally defeating the em dash.

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Spend dollars, get Bitcoin.

The Coinbase One Card is fully live in the US! You can apply now to get one.

It’s the best looking card with the best rewards, it might make sense to get one in case it catches on.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@Battlefield I need to fly some helis ASAP.

[Base @base]

🟦

This will make sense in a few hours. https://t.co/D8zKyJUEDS

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

I just want to update my PC, Microsoft. I do not also want to get tricked into resetting my browser settings and get sold repeatedly into your subscription services.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

Once again I'm raising money to research #childhoodcancer with @StBaldricks. Please consider a donation at: https://t.co/DHsGWUVpnM

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@tgates85 @GaRepublicans @gagop12 @GaGOP10 @GAGOP14 No I'm not

[Nick Matthews @nickpowpow]

It's the time of year where we do planning and big thinking for what to do next at AWS. For TGW, VPN, VPC, and Cloud WAN (connectivity): 2 questions:
1️⃣ What's a small thing AWS could fix you would absolutely celebrate?
2️⃣ What's a big thing we should work on for multiple years?

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@ugagrad @thomaskaine5 @RollingStone @POTUS @ossoff @WhiteHouse @SenWhitehouse @VP I'll get right on it.

[Patrick @PhillyPMC]

Inject this in my veins

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@DanSquelchy @SATTY094 @_Tom_Henderson_ Agreed. I know everyone loves to hate EA, but both this and Anthem seemed to be more of a failing of the studio than the publisher.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@DRPHIL_____ @_Tom_Henderson_ It is on GamePass as a 10 hour trial. I couldn't even make it 10 hours before I gave up. They need to commit to fixing the game before the players will return.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@PaulTassi The last trailer made me nervous, so it's not just you.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@HMR812 No I'm not.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@majornelson My dream car was a WRX STi, and I got one last year! #freecodefridaycontest

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@FoxMulder010 @POTUS @ossoff I didn't promise you anything.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@Redphilly @CNN @ossoff You might want to reference the correct Senator. I guarantee I am not seated in the Senate and even if I was I could not guarantee that I could get the government moving with a 50/50 split in the Senate. You might want to check your expectations.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is incredibly good.

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@SlackStatus We are an hour+ into this outage. Is there any meaningful update that can be shared? @SlackHQ

[Tom Warnock @warnock]

@FortniteGame #Breakfast