Alan Robertson

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.

- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Hear me out:
Dark mode for PowerPoint slides.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Not for nothing, but maybe you put these #Congress Critters on the #NoFlyList until they finally do thier jobs. How 'bout it, @TSA?

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Does Sebastian Janikowski have a college aged son, by chance? Asking for a friend.
#FSUFootball

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Hey @Jon_Favreau, I’m no longer on twitter very often, but this seemed the place to say this:

You, Sir, are a golden god. That was the outcome that I, and most #StarWars fans, had mentally ruled out.

#TheMandalorian #Season2 #Finale

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Can we just play Duke every week?
#GoNoles

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Wow. #FSU did two noteworthy things in the past minute. That’s about all the excitement I can muster.

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

We didn't forget.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Dear #FSU offense.

POINTS.

NOW.

PLEASE.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

@yesnicksearcy @abc7newsbayarea The “Marion Barry” defense.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

@exjon Nature’s perfect food.

[Dustin Carpenter @Dustin98765]

@Timcast Here's the rest of his thread. Click on the image to see the rest of it.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

This account is now private, but I imagine what we’re seeing here is an educator’s fear that parent are going to hear the kind of thing that universities are actually subjecting their children to…

They probably won’t appreciate what $30K/yr is buying…

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

@relandis The Executive Branch’s power to invoke a ‘national emergency’ is pretty broad. Nobody would challenge it under the auspices of Covid’s impact on the economy. It’s be political suicide.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte https://t.co/BW24kcvNV4

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The left is losing the middle

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

I swear, it’s like watching a true freshman most of the time… And then he airs one out for a catch. Crazy.

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

Can I put Blackman’s name in the portal on his behalf?
#FSU

[Alan Robertson @warobertson]

OMG… It’s like #FSU finally found the stadium with about 5 min left in the 3rd Q. TWO TOUCHDOWNS?