Joseph Carson Warren

PIzzzzzzzaaaaaa!!!!!

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

I now follow pizzzzaaaa @dominos

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

i wish i had the light footed swiftness of a wookie #theforceisstrongwiththisone

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

i wish was as good at chemistry as i am at sweating through shirts

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

i miss the good ole days...NFL Blitz all night long with my brother and cousin #goodtimes

[masculine runt @MasculineRunt]

The Ikea Monkey is the best thing to happen to the world in at least the past ten years.

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

lets just say marvin sketch is awful #ihatetechnology

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

Even though its been a while #underoath is still pretty splendid

[Joseph Carson Warren @warren_carson]

This is carson warren's true twitter. Any other attempts at deception are purely from satan and his minions

[masculine runt @MasculineRunt]

I have a dead hamster in my pocket.