Wazzington

Purvayor of hot takes.

[Wazzington @warren_chare]

Oh shit I’ve just turned 25

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Do you ever discover that you’re lucid dreaming, then the dream ends up fighting back?

[Owen Reeman @OwenReeman3]

Actual goosebumps man

Mick is the absolute 🐐

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

BBC News right now.

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Just had molar removed, a baby tooth that wouldn’t just fall out. I tell ya, the tooth fairy owes me so much, including interest

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I was complimented last night and it made me me feel good

[Silver Surfer⁶ 👁️⃤ / @ThreeSixAnd9]

Pickford needs to stay on his fucking line blud 😤#ENGSVK

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#ENGSVK

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t like Spotify Smart Shuffle. I just wanted to listen to my festival playlist in the shower, second song in it decides I want something else

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Either LEGO or DPD have gotta be lying to me here, it’s been over a week now and still nothing. I just want my LEGO, man!

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Me hearing that crunch sound when I vacuum up some crumbs 😩🔥

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I hope this is the only footage of humans left when the aliens finally come.

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I love it when my phone says I’ve got full 4G data signal, mainly because it just doesn’t work. Doesn’t allow me to do fuck all. Why is this even a thing in 2024?!

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Tesco Extra should just be renamed to Big Tesco

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The 1st January is on a Monday this coming year. There’s nothing more satisfying than that.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I’m sorry, I refuse to call it Xmas, I’m going to keep calling it Twittermas like before.

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I often forget about my tattoos sometimes, especially now during the winter when they are covered up most of the time. Always a surprise.

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I #girlmath hard yesterday

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Back at uni, I was told that my Snapchat stories were fire. Those were good times.