Warren Miles

[UniqueHumor @Uniquehumor222]

Me on GTA 6 the millisecond a nigga look at lucia wrong:

[Hugo @Hugo3uk]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒌 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 🇫🇷 (🇵🇹) @MarckUnited]

Oui Rockstar, j'ai leaké GTA VI. Viens me chercher, frangin

Je m’appelle Patrick Dorgu et je joue ailier gauche à Manchester United.

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[mason @racepiastri]

sometimes i get excited to watch f1 and then i actually watch f1 and question why i was even excited for this

[Therapissed @njorogemainah]

Someone will always be on this app going through worse shit than you are🤣🤣🤣

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[Kipchumba @KibandaScholar]

'as fuck' is the most versatile unit of measurement.

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[𝓁 @sexierrrrr]

regardless of how you were raised, it’s your job to grow up

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[mr. m (evil lewis hamilton) @8383933947j]

nico rosberg

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[doué @tjxlamar]

leaving the cinema to be greeted by a summer night is such a top tier feeling, especially when the film was great

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔭 @bigmishap]

tighten up young man i thought a girl tweeted ts

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

You think I won’t eat dat too? Lmaoooo

[Neet @neet_sol]

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

[cal @themaincal]

in that phase where toast is fucking class for about a week