Jewel

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@ScottJenningsKY I spoke with my old friend Mitch, about the fact that it’s time to live his truth, about how long he’s been in the closet, how the signs were all there, how his Tinder history suddenly makes a lot more sense, and how he owes people an apology for insisting he was “just browsing”

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife: How late were you out last night?

Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@jamiljivani You look like a worm that crawled out of Trump‘s diaper. Funny that you will happily kiss his ass! Fugly traitor!

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@jamiljivani Stay there, you’ll fit right in!! Go put on a smoky eye and gang bang a couch with your buddy until you die. You are nothing but a POS traitor!

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@jamiljivani Don’t come back, f*cking traitor! What an embarrassment you are to this nation 🤬

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Ummm George literally cut him off after painfully listening to his utter bullshit. The only thing Vance is good at is changing the subject and creating a smoky eye. Are you literally that stupid?? Wow 🤪🤡

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@TropicsFlorida @GovPressOffice This coming from a shithole state! 💩😂🍊

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@BenMulroney @Anthony__Koch PP’s campaign is crumbling despite how much Ben cries. His “verb the noun” sloganeering has been reduced to mere nouns 🙄

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@maxfawcett That’s just to many syllables for PP’s crowd

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@BenMulroney You smell of desperation, Ben. So hard to listen to you, though I try. 🙄 Just let the process take place and stop your crying

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance Hey JD, why don’t you shave and show everyone what you really look like LMFAO! Yeah, I know…

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance I would like to remind you that you currently live in the shittiest shit show of a dumpster fire country on the planet right now. But you do you 🤣

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance Do you mean more so than all the bullshit coming out of your big fat mouth?

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance I’m saying a prayer for your entire country because you are the reason all these crashes are happening! Are you stuck on stupid?

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance You are either this stupid, or you rely on the fact that your moronic followers are this fucking stupid. I would think a politician would know a little more about facts. Idiot!

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance At the end of the day when the morbidly obese, smelly, orange POS dies of a massive coronary, they didn’t vote for you either

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@JDVance Turn that Canadian song off of your goddamn radio, you dumbass!

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@Timcast Aren’t you kind of small to be making these sorts of threats. I can probably take you, little man. 🤣

[Jewel @warriorthree]

@Timcast Sure 🤣🤣🤣