Cindy the WaryRogue

Just an emerging adult with a webcomic about trying to balance my life with criticisms and witticisms. Plus I have a cute kitten. And a not-so-cute arthritis.

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Marathon where all the runners are "human" or "zombie" & humans get a head start & every time a zombie passes, they're turned into a zombie

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Found this on the #UofA campus. I wish there was a way to contact.
#MinionForHire #Ualberta #CampusLife

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Followed the desperate #meows to find #kitten had burrowed into the couch and got stuck between the cushions. #silly

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When your #kitten had a #rough day and just wants to #TalkAboutIt .
#Torbie #CatProblems #NoNapToday

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I'd know what to do if it were #tomorrow
#LifeMoments #Stuff

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When your #cat reaches a level of #nap that you never dared aspire to.
#lifegoals #kitten

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#Lupus can be a real pain sometimes.
#ChronicPain #PainfulPuns #ThisIsWhoIAm

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I only hope someday I can live half as gloriously as my cat.
#LifeGoals #Kitten #Catnap #Torbie #Wharf #Rescue

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#chronicpain #canthurtme

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The face of a #kitten who deprives all of #sleep, just to pass out when the alarm goes off.
#Evil

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The #safest thing about my #neighbourhood is the used #condoms in the middle of the street. #NeighbourhoodWatch #Gross #SafeSex

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Welp I rescued a kitten. Her name is Sophie Pond and she is mine. #AnimalRescue #Adoption #Kitten4Dayz

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When a #therapist specializes in #SocialAnxiety but asks you call to make an appointment. #mentalhealth #psychology #socialanxietyproblems

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Surprised the Humane Society doesn't have a 'select all' 'add to cart' function for their adoptable cats. #Yeg #CatAdoption #Animalrescue

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Sometimes I throw #puns into a conversation so the other person will be so busy laughing, they won't see me walk away. #verbal #smokebomb

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Can @McDonalds please sell Fort McFlurries to raise funds for the #ymmfire ?

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When your coworker hits a moose on their way to work.
#Canada #Puns #Getwellsoon #Moose #Deer #canadianforlife

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When you pull and all nighter for a Shakespeare essay.
#Coffee #PrettyMug #SoTired

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Not that I'm complaining I get first pick for my schedule next year. But I know there are people who could use that more.
#AcademicSchedule

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#University calls its top #students the most "advanced". What of the people with jobs, or families, or disease?
#GradesDoNotReflectSmarts