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Sorry I’m late, the canyon was closed.

[WMM @wasatchmtnmemes]

Don’t fuck with him, Mr. Cox

[Dave Amirault @ozskier]

Well, guess what @SpencerJCox and the rest of your shithead party… I’m not going anywhere and I’m your worst fucking nightmare. A white, queer, educated, rich man, that’s also a marketer.

I’ve had enough of your hateful shit, and I’m going to start fighting you.

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@scottabe Sit on this.

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Will ski publications ever do reviews for skis specifically targeting sit skis? @skimagonline @outofpodcast @PowderMagazine @BlisterReview @backcountrymag

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@scottabe @skimagonline @outofpodcast @PowderMagazine @BlisterReview @backcountrymag You’re still here?

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Every single Utah resort mentions traffic and crowds.

[SKI Magazine @skimagonline]

You spoke, and we listened—the results of the 2024 SKI Reader Resort Survey are tallied, and we’ve found the best 30 resorts in the West, according to you: https://t.co/xERYoQY4cN #SKI

📷: @WhistlerBlckcmb

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@outofpodcast How fire Meme The Whites memes are

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Hmmmmm. Wonder why?

[Lift Blog @liftblog]

Vail Resorts is parting ways with its Chief Marketing Officer Ryan Bennett. An “involuntary separation” effective this Friday. Bennett’s compensation totaled $1.2 million last year and he will receive significant severance. https://t.co/M8OKKJEFdd

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@NateForUtah Bad placement for a marathon sign.

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Hail the Whale?

[KSL 5 TV @KSL5TV]

A shooting led to a high-speed police chase last night. It ended at 1100 East and 900 South after the driver of the car crashed at the roundabout and was killed.

READ full story for more detail:
https://t.co/MVEv9045dM

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“The Whale sustained minor injuries but is expected to fully recover”

[KSL 5 TV @KSL5TV]

A shooting led to a high-speed police chase last night. It ended at 1100 East and 900 South after the driver of the car crashed at the roundabout and was killed.

READ full story for more detail:
https://t.co/MVEv9045dM

[WMM @wasatchmtnmemes]

@kapowder @ozskier Looks like y’all bought your NFTs!

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Are ski resorts too much like Disney now?

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Rumor has it, Ron DeSantis doesn’t ski because of this. He cannot find a ski boot with a 4 inch heel.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

obsessed with the theory that Ron DeSantis's shoes look so weird because they're hiding 4 inch heels inside

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☠️☠️☠️

[Matt Gebo @mattgebo]

Vail's morning assault of epic pass posts from their eastern resorts showcases some of the worst marketing imagery I've seen from a resort since the 90s. Kudos for giving zero shits. My fave is the onesie w/backpack from 100 yards away.
(Not featured, Stowe's shaky phone video)

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@SnowbasinResort

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Wait til you hear about @BjarneSalen

@codytownsend

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

This is John Lyke, who has a very cool niche.

He went to film school and was a pro rollerblader & snowboarder.

This venn diagram of skills makes him an expert “blade camera operator”, a job that involves filming with a $100k camera while on roller blades.

You may have caught his footage in HBO’s fictional re-telling of the 1980s LA Lakers (“Winning Time”).

The basketball scenes are lightly co-ordinated and — to keep the action as real as possible — the players just go hard for 10-15 plays in a row and they take the best footage to edit.

End result is 💯.

[WMM @wasatchmtnmemes]

@mattm01_m Do you see it?

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#FuckTheGondola

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Hey Taylor can you start riding the UTA Ski Bus?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Travis Kelce jerseys saw a nearly 400% spike in sales after Taylor Swift attended his game, TMZ reports.

[WMM @wasatchmtnmemes]

At a ski resort. Double Green runs should be easier than a single green run.

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Boy math is spending thousands on ski equipment and passes but not getting snow tires.