wash1ey

GMUN.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

High standards protect you from low quality situations.

[NETTI🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it..

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Consistency my nigga, consistency

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Warren Buffett was right, money without free time has no value and free time without money makes no sense.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Maturing is realizing your iPhone XR, 11, and 12 still does the exact same thing as the iPhone 17.

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

@FIBAWC And his doing nothing

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

@kamauwaruhiu Na huyu mwingine wa cctv je?

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

@wonimredlaw @BIGBADOGRE_ Hunanga chills gasia 😄😄😄

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Money respects discipline more than intelligence.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

It’s okay to love someone with your whole heart and still accept that you’re not meant to be together. Some people are meant to change you, teach you, and be part of your story, even if they’re not meant to stay forever.

[Reginald @ginald87]

Seeing the girl you cracked after the club at 5am post her new boyfriend a week later on her ig story is the most eye opening experience known to a man.

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

@UTDIMole Falcao

[Ishema Aline @IshemaAline]

The honey badger is a game changer 😨😨😱

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

A good man cannot fix a damaged woman; she will destroy him instead.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

Ukiwa kwa restaurant alafu uskie maji ni 700 na unakunywa juice

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"hiyo deal ya CCTV wachana nayo, nilikua nataka tu uoge"

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

Huku nje mnalipwa in weekly ama ni monthly??

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Kuna jamaa nimekuwa nikiskiza for the past 5 minutes hapa kwa local, then barmaid anakuja kunishow ni mwendawazimu (he doesn't look like one) sasa siyuko sure if this guy has unlocked a whole new level of consciousness ama mimi pia ni wazimu because I thought he was making sense

[wash1ey @wash1ey]

@Mziza_23 @dhubosh Ata yye ako confused nani wazimu between you too