Hypochondriac

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@pascalarchive LITERALLY has a bag and still has a phone, wallet, keys, glasses, headphones, etc., in his hand 😂🥰

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp #JusticeForJohnny #verdictwatch #AmberHeardDeservesPrison #AmberTurd #AmberHeardlsALiar #CamilleVazquez #IStandWithJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDepp #TruthWins #megapintofwine no tweet, just support and love for Johnny ☺️

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

Anyone wanna pay for my pedicure in exchange for pics of the result 🤣

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Yep I'd definitely be the one getting arrested and I'd probably be drunk too 🤣

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Today I learned that corgi butts can float. Not sure what to do with this info, other than share it with you. 14/10 what a good buoy

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Me on the AFB grid

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Oh good. Poor Audrey 🤣

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Oh no! IVDD?

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Same...

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 It totally is tho

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Republican COVID policies

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

I have words for whoever put pop tarts at the top of the vending machine 😠

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

Ok lemme make this clear: when I say I want a cheeseburger, I don't want that nasty little slice of oil y'all call "american". I want cheddar, swiss, gouda, etc. My burgers gotta have some class.

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 All the Trump supporters who read your tweet:

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

How does one sign up for the ANTIFA? Is there a recruiter in my city? 😂

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

Fuck around and find out. Glad this terrorist is out of the gene pool.

[Ellen Streiff @EllenStreiff]

** WARNING Graphic Video **
Capitol Building Shooting; Close up view of shooter firing deadly shot at female protester (RIP🙏🏻)
https://t.co/O7ZUMRrpA9

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@EllenStreiff *terrorist

[Hypochondriac @wash_ya_hands]

@manders_1017 Or killed/injured