WASHES

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[WASHES @WASHEShq]

TITLE: THE CHEAT
EPISODE 1: Seeking Redemption

Darling Hubby,
You are an Iroko tree whose presence is felt in the forest and whose usefulness at home is as central as the front door. You are the pillar of our family and our extended families. Your kindness and philanthropy remind me of M.K.O Abiola. God definitely spent extra clay on you because Chris Hemsworth would agree that you are prettier than he is. God blessed you in every area a man could be blessed. For that, I am constantly grateful to the creator.

It saddens me that this is what my life has become and a cloud of tears forms on my face as I write this. I have hurt you and myself. I have betrayed us both. Since you left the house, I have been a shadow of myself. Please do not let me wither. My plight is like that of a child who, in a foolish attempt to steal a piece of meat, knocks over the pot and ends up burned by boiling stew. I have learned my lesson. I am sorry.

Please, I am ready to do whatever it takes to rebuild our love, on terms we can both trust. I will implement any suggestions and actionable plans to ensure I never return to the mud that has stained my white. First, I will cut all ties with the serpent that led me astray and be completely honest and transparent with you from now on.

Your favorite meal is ready. Please come home, my love.

Your Wife,
Patricia Agbede.

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[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

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[kelly @kellytheboss7]

kinda trippy how Adam and Eve ate the apple, the forbidden fruit, before the fall of mankind

and now everyone is carrying around a device with them with a bitten apple on the back 😳

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You graduate from school, there’s no job.
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[WASHES @WASHEShq]

What is difficult for you
Is also difficult for somebody
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It monetizes desperation.

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Not elevate you.

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People that help others are never stranded.