The Washington Pos (parody)

Democracy died in darkness. We know because we killed it. A parody of what we once were. Hail Bezos!

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WE’RE BACK: In December 2017, parody died in the darkness of the Twitter gestapo.

For however long we are back, The Washington PoS is committed to the third rate yellow journalism Boomers continue to find relevant for some reason.

Hail Bezos!

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Our veracity partner https://t.co/llmWuTQTS3 informs us this is patently untrue and that WaPo is

Yes, Mr. Bezos?

Excuse me.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: Washington Post to cut 240 positions as Americans turn away from corporate media

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We got him, Jim.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones specifically mentions the Washington POS in a recent broadcast

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FEEL-GOOD FILE: A kind-hearted woman helps her friend load groceries while her friend uploads video of the good deed

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Surprise guest Klaus Schwab dresses down Putin at BRICS summit in Johannesburg

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Religion: Noted Bible scholar Klaus Schwab believes “we are at a rapture point” regarding anthropogenic climate change

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Today is Taco Tuesday per Biden administration

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We at the @washingtonpos do not believe Mr. Weigel intended to deceive. Rather, he likely was exhibiting the bias for which we are an exemplar - and of which our industry is largely unaware. https://t.co/ZFQuBVtzER

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@daveweigel of the Washington Post just admitted that his picture was a FAKE (fraud?) showing an almost empty arena last night for my speech in Pensacola when, in fact, he knew the arena was packed (as shown also on T.V.). FAKE NEWS, he should be fired.

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Analysis: Should he stay or should he go? The reason Democrats can’t quite ditch Bob Menendez yet.

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Opinion: The Bob Menendez mess actually began with the FBI "ABSCAM" tape

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The New York Times and The Philadelphia Inquirer endorsed Bob Menendez. Now what?

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Perspective: Why politicians got away with sexual misconduct for so long

Everyone knew about Bill Clinton. He won reelection anyway.

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Amazon Washington Post omits Starr most recently resigned as a result of a sex assault scandal.
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Analysis: Military spends thousands of times as much bombing people who kill #LGBTQ people.
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Analysis: Amazon Washington Post confirms Liberalism requires binary logic governed by emotion.
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Analysis: Most Americans beginning to escape crushing "Fake News" complex.
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The Daily 202: Only 1 in 4 Americans now above 100 IQ.
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Perspective: (Big G) God is dead, Christians. Get over it.
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