vanessa

a rich man

[vanessa @washyourface]

@abbygov apparently i was an avid news-watcher at age 4 (this was during the crack crisis of the 80s, mind you) and when one of my classmates came back from being out sick, i asked him if it was from bad crack. it wasn't. my teacher: appalled. my parents: called

[vanessa @washyourface]

@Caltrain i have left FOUR different cars now bc people are blasting music from their phones (and one person is on a freaking zoom meeting ?!) and you think i should pay to ride ?? on pride month ?? good luck, babe !

[vanessa @washyourface]

knicks in six and y'all's christian can still be dior

[vanessa @washyourface]

um hi nhl perhaps y'all aren't online or outside enough to know this, but we hate him, we hate the vgk, and we HATE that your organization supports and uplifts rapists and their accomplices

[NHL @NHL]

BRETT HOWDEN'S SECOND OF THE NIGHT IS A BEAUTY !!!

📺: ABC, @Sportsnet, & @TVASports

[vanessa @washyourface]

bc i refuse to update this app to X, i can no longer reply to tweets but i can still RT so let me tell all y'all that it's so bad it's good but it's REALLY bad. i'm only in season two and exhausted by these people !

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

is Yellowstone worth watching or should I rewatch true blood like I planned all along

[vanessa @washyourface]

a jagoff-ian and accurate observation

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

[Widow’s Bay’s #1 Fan @TheJosieMarie]

If you think about it, they did her a favor. Imagine running away from the Boogeyman after a chicken parm, a coconut cream pie, and a bottle of wine. #WidowsBay

[vanessa @washyourface]

THANK YOU !! why is no one mentioning this in their reviews and recaps ?!

[salma @buildcasltes]

very interested in why patricia was the only person in all these years able to kill the boogeyman?

[vanessa @washyourface]

barf

[Mission Local @MLNow]

CONNIE CHAN besting SAIKAT CHAKRABARTI in initial San Francisco congressional results.

Chan is at 28.1% and Chakrabarti has half at 13.5%. SCOTT WIENER, as expected, is over 40%.

Chan has a commanding lead over Chakrabarti.

[vanessa @washyourface]

yeah i'm a feminist but why are you, a man, taking the only single seat on this bus at 10p when, except for me, every other passenger is also a man !? i know you don't need to be observant of your surroundings but i do ! move !

[NHL @NHL]

Geno isn't going anywhere 🐧

[vanessa @washyourface]

these people are canadien !!!

[Cooking Hub 🧑‍🍳 @CookingHub_]

italian mother feeds family of 4 with eggs in a steel pan.

[vanessa @washyourface]

this tweet sent from the scajaquada
expressway

[Dennis Williams @dwilliams3bc]

Was the entire city of Buffalo built on an Indian burial ground?

[vanessa @washyourface]

i know it smell crazy in there

[aadilpickle @aadilpickle]

sf is so weird what do you mean theres a tinned fish party

[vanessa @washyourface]

now imagine if he had drugged and raped the car in a hotel room ! brooke, you are an embarrassment to politics and a disappointment to women

[Brooke Jenkins 謝安宜 @BrookeJenkinsSF]

Situations like this are scary and completely unacceptable. The jury’s verdict holds Mr. Johnson accountable and sends a message that San Franciscans take these cases seriously and will not tolerate this conduct on our streets.

[vanessa @washyourface]

i can tweet but not reply to tweets ?? @elonmusk why are you doing this to me ??

[vanessa @washyourface]

d'accord ref

[vanessa @washyourface]

not me correcting my friend at the bar last night that we're actually "inuit sisters" after discovering we both slept with the same guy in buffalo back in the day

[vanessa @washyourface]

i hate you buffalo ! 😭😍

[Buffalo Zoo @buffalozoo]

The wild side of the Sabrehood is ready for Round 2 😤🏒

🗣️ WE WANT THE CUP! Let’s go @BuffaloSabres!

[Kelsey Surmacz @kelsey_surmacz4]

Arturs Silovs stopped 77 of 82 shots in this series for a .939 save percentage.

He deserves all the praise, and he lived up to his billing as a big-game goaltender. He and Murashov should 100 percent be the tandem next season.

They've got themselves a true playoff goaltender.

[matt @yinzzzerr]

arturs silovs with one of the greatest individual game goaltending performances in franchise history