mouthbreather

ms. worldwide

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my friend just told me i have “divorced parents vibes” ?

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does any bisexual person w tattoos wanna teach me how to skateboard...

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my thumb nail is about to fall off does anybody want it?

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the metro smells so bad right now and the worst part is that i know i’m contributing to it

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do you ever see a kid that looks like they ride horses

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capsule pills are just mini burritos ...

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parisians think that as soon as they light their cigarette the sidewalks is instantly transformed into their own private smoking terrace and suddenly the hundreds of other people on the street no longer need to walk by

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nothing more satisfying than having a clear pee

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i love how there are literally no rules in airports. money and time are mere concepts. i will spend double the normal cost of candy then eat it at 9 am. but it’s not 9 am in here. it’s just airport

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venmo request for half of the abortion

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@awdayum “might”

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@awdayum i’m crying

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french people be wearing the weirdest gayest little twink glasses

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toy story got political for no reason tho

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bro are you sundowning

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pushed to the edge

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re-entering my cereal era

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ain’t no coincidence that blunt and cunt rhyme

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i hate “ok” if you hate me and want me to die just say that

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@glittergrl24 normalize this💯

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crop dusting everyone on the street at all times