W.A.S.P. Gotwalt

I am irritated that this technology does not allow room for proper spelling and grammar; I experienced death via an exploding bottle of champagne.

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

America is just the bastard child of Great Britain and France. Let us not become over zealous. #WASPGhostProblem

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

What on earth are fedoras? #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

I invented "federal" funds. #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Monograms are the only thing that separates us from animals. #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

When did we cease to be a colony? #WASPGhostProblems

[UES Princess @UESprincessprbm]

There comes a time in every girls life when she realizes her family is completely fucked. #UESproblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Who are Kim & Kanye? Is this some "Woman Dates A Monkey" nonsense ��� again? #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Being fair-skinned is the ultimate weapon against skin cancer for you will always fear the sun, even in death. #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Happy #daylightsavings! Time to send my plantation task force onward! I do hope my instructions arrived on time... #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

When packing for a journey, always bring along a bow tie; you can never quite guess when you may need one. #WASPGhostSolutions #BowTieFriday

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Whenever I hear someone use the term "clubbing" I assume they are making the rounds from yacht to golf to dining. #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

I don't follow, I lead. #WASPGhostProblems

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Why do children, more specifically daughters, feel so entitled to instant gratification when their father is termed as being "a big deal"?

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Embracing a stereotype is only O.K. if you do so with an air of nonchalance, self-mockery and sarcasm. If you fail at that, be gone.

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

To be "gay" is to be happy. When did it become a term so misused and with such prejudice. Marriage for all, I say. #WASPGhostSolution

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

I could care less how old or new your money is; I simply dislike the mindless debauchery that accompanies entitlement. #WASPGhostProblem

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

I'm not insensitive, I'm just not modernity's version of 'politically' correct. #WASPGhostProblem

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

WASP power is always greater than the mutiny of the help. #WASPGhostProblem

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

Colonial uprisings in Rhodesia #WASPGhostProblem

[W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm]

It's not so much that you actually care for me as it's easier to be cordial than to admit we despise one another. Scotch? #WASPGhostProblem