Wasted Bobkitties

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, Ravens fan, avid drunk bitch, parent.

[OU Confessions @OU_Confessions]

"I actually think its pretty cool that the OU accounts are friends #bobcatlove ;)"

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#Prevtweet @nicholasDwood #nicholastinywood #throwinshade 🍆

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S/o to the crystal bartenders for throwing a lime at my jugular on my birthday @TheCrystal_OU #assholes #trash 💩

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@PawpurrsBar what is the 99 cent cinnamon drink? Please say Fireball 👏

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How strong is too strong when it comes to kegels?

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The news just said there is a worldwide wine shortage. Obviously we are going to buy a box of Franzia and get blacked tonight #worldisending

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The hardest decision of my day is always whether I need a double or single bottle of wine

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I don't need Halloween to dress up like a slut I can do that any day of the year!

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I don't need a man on sweetest day, shots of jamo and big mamas is sweet enough for me...or I'll just be drunk enough to forget 💁

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@LoganAPaul I know you're vine famous, drink with us we'll make you Athens famous!

[Johnny Sabolik @JohnnySabo15]

Twerk

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We're really good at faking it...

You know you love us,

Xoxo Kitties

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Thus commencing the "beers and tears" senior shuffle #blackedoutbobcats

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@OU_Confessions: "My ou bucket list involves meeting all the ou parody account owners." That could be arranged...

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Casually using my disposable camera at The Crystal on my 21st #crystalballing

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Driving the struggle bus right now... If anyone wants to drop off Starbucks and a fountain pop to my bed it would be greatly appreciated 🙌

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Drinking a banana milkshake can cure a hangover.

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Blacked out like a motherfucker #shitmyroomiesays

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"damn that girl must have magic snatch" #shitmyroomiesays

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j chillen with our girl kell to the e... #ouohhyeah