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25 \ he/they \ ⚧️ \ $wastedlilac

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

♂the man with no penis

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

crazy how this isnt even like top 10 clips either. anyway help me catch up on my rent $/wastedlilac

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

hey you wanna see something cool?

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

Eric Andre show does not hold up at all

[kajin @Kajin_0]

Alex Jones thinks he's Trevor Noah lmao

[Dani @DaniOmega_]

For months I was mumbling “I gotta get outta here…” in a dazed manner

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

i honestly preferred early eric andre when he couldnt afford to actually get the real person on the show so hed just lie and say next up is barack obama and a fat guy in a mobility scooter would zoom out of the curtains

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

@puritySTINKS @polypocketknife @the_moral_abc YES bro everyone thinks im insane when i tell them the eric andre show is fucking goated on acid. robot chicken too

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

@psychosisriddle @batponi basshead beads is So goated i havent made kandi in a while but he would always include a bunch of freebies!

[rigs (^w^) dingbat @batponi]

my boyfriend got awesome fuccingh kandi beads

[alexa 🤍 @riverroaner]

sent in a to go order to my old job

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

@Bloom_moondrop hehehe thank yewwww (〃ω〃)

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

♂the man with no penis

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

caught myself dancing myself to no broke boys and had a legit moment of solace as i remembered i still havent paid june rent

[Jeff “BD” Henderson @JeffHenderson00]

May have to evacuate my house after this one. #holdontight

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

DIE BONER!!! DIE!!! *unloads full clip onto my penis*

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

@junkd0g_ i work at a dispo and when we got this strain all of us called it the trans weed and i had to pack it and i told my coworkers it made me dysphoric lmaooo

[nik ✌︎('ω')✌︎ @wastedlilac]

thought that was a bdsm mr wobble lmfao

[Cuse Fan @HodgsonsHog]

#PutABeerOnYourCockChallenge

[Pukicho @pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out