Ralph

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When you get mad and speed past someone then end up at the same red light.

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@mistrustme1 That's a stunner

[Definitely Not Stoned @downlowfarming]

Ali Larter is a vampire.
50 years old and still looking like 1999 never ended.
Change my mind

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@blonde_opinion

[Gustavo Martín @emprexate]

🇺🇸 Un emprendedor estadounidense corta botellas de whisky que previamente recoge de la basura y fabrica vasos de lujo que vende a 180 dólares cada uno.
Lo mejor es que su coste de fabricación es ridiculo.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math.

A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years.

The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be.

The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes.

Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day.

And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

Has any post aged worse in history?

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@AileenHnatiuk Too Beautiful

[MikeyGrabBag @MikeyGrabBags]

Dare accepted. Happy First Day of Fall. Gas is up another 16%. Anything else?

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@KelseyLConway

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@blonde_opinion

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Brian Kelly's introductory press conference at Rutgers:

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

80s NBA warm-ups should all be produced today as comfy adult pajamas. There is no persuasive counterargument to this.

[Ralph @Wasting_Light]

@CMehring @Super70sSports

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Trump running on lower gas prices and no more foreign wars and then starting a war with Iran that literallly everyone except Pete Hegseth knew was going to be a quagmire has to be on the shortlist for dumbest political blunders in American history.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Marco Rubio: "For years to come, there are many people on the right...that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well.” (2016)