michelle ceratium

sandy cheeks (she/her)

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

when oh when will I get my epic pwn moment

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion

[¿ @umlarp]

tweets should yellow as they age

[casper @metropkwy]

i was on some bullshit last night 😭😭What is this

[bread @d1nish]

saw someone my age post his new job and the designation started with "senior"

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

if you think about it giving birth is like the original blind box and non-binary is the secret

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

yeah poopourri works but all it does is mask the scent with an ominous air instead

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

when ur tryna ignore it but its too loud

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

@the_satellite23 for a few months i ate like this bc i hated going grocery shopping and i always waited til the last minute to make food and i developed a massive bald spot in my hair so unless that’s your goal maybe shut the fuck up

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

living a nothing burger life

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

@sighyam yeah it’s called being a white person with dreads syndrome

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

fast learner with short term memory loss

[disha @yzybby]

parents love giving you job hunting and career advice that are like “Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing”

[michelle ceratium @wat_are_this]

if you didn’t know the orange drink from the bodega is actually miralax orange flavor

[Witch @witchwounds]

*in an elevator* there's genuinely levels to this shit..

your friend that tried to kill themself two days ago but no one knows: *giggles* youre so dumb dude