HalfWit

I’m just an ordinary girl, in an ordinary shop window. Idiosyncratic Widow, just here for the craic. If you DM, don't expect a reply anytime soon!

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

As I get older I find I only need 3 shops.
Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just Specs & Drugs and Sausage Rolls 🤣

- Unknown

[Elevate @elevateapp]

𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭. 📝

Play 40+ games designed to improve your communication, memory, and math skills. �𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭. 📝

Play 40+ games designed to improve your communication, memory, and math skills. �𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭. 📝

Play 40+ games designed to improve your communication, memory, and math skills. 🧠

[Creag McMillan @craigymcmillan]

Me; having organised my finances…. Sautéed 👍🏼

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@MeNigeStew Another shit show about to be served up!😬

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@jonnypunk1965 Happy Tuesday

[Timothy West CBE @TimothyWestNews]

Hello Twitter! We would love to get to 5,000 followers for the brilliant Tim. Would you help by retweeting & follow us? Thank you!😊

[The Daily Puck @JC_Chorus]

Happy Birthday to this amazing actor!
Robert Redford 86.

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@Darryl49621932 @sallythomsett Lovely photo to post to Sally 👌👍

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@reginalddhunter Good Morning Reg. Hope it's a goodie.

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@rocknrolswindle 😳🤭

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@MeNigeStew Copy that!

[Dana Larsen 🚴‍♀️ @velodana]

Interesting idea…

#bike #bicycle #motorcycle

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

@N0TINSERVICE Sure do ☺️

[HalfWit @wat_hamm]

🤔😀 https://t.co/ygWezlR8nb

[Happy Dog @thehappydog_]

Years pass but the friendships remain...😍😍

[Graham Simpson @grahambsi]

Every word @campbellclaret

[Les Dennis @LesDennis]

Mrs Johnson has made a documentary about her husband’s time in office. He’s insisting it’s called Carrie On Boris.

[Andy @_happycactus]

State of play in no 10. How accurate is the Thick of It!

[kurtis Nutt @KurtisNutt]

If ever there was a time for my deep reserve of In The Thick Of It ;particularly Malcolm tucker) screen grabs… it is now.

#BorisJohnson #resignations #DowningStreet #MichaelGove

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

The sense of entitlement they instil at Eton is properly scary.