watabolt

let’s take it from the top shall we?

[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

When you see Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey in the NBA, you have to wonder how terrible a coach the guy at Rutgers must have been to not even make the Tournament

[camy @sidnezcrosby]

if you're a fan of a young team, and you're making fun of the penguins for being "old"...i hope you get the privilege of watching your young core stay loyal to your team for 20+ years. i hope you get to experience that the way pens fans have

[vi _ offseason semi IA ࿐ @PUCK1SM]

anybody cheering for the pens in the playoffs dont say SHIT about h*tties, sh*touts, or w*nning before the 3rd period timers hit 0. we operate like 16th century peasants in this house and we ARE scared of supernatural forces 🫵🫵🫵

[† 𝖒𝖎𝖓 @wastedwannabe]

REAL

[` @lisaawrites]

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

[Kevin Xu @kevinxu]

2003 might be the worst year to be born.

2008 - parents lose the house
2013 - too young for bitcoin
2020 - senior year on Zoom
2021 - college in lockdown
2025 - graduate into a frozen job market

actually cursed

[launders @launders]

cobra “fucking” zera

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Countries whose national flag changes when they are at war:

1．Philippines 🇵🇭

[clippa twitta @clipfullyloaded]

Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan just had a dunk contest with judges scoring their hand-picked in-game career dunks

[watabolt @watabolt]

One of them has to be the Joja Cashier Girl I’m calling it rn

[IGN @IGN]

Stardew Valley's upcoming 1.7 update will include, among other things, two brand new marriage candidates. https://t.co/abYpixtZk6

[P🇵🇸 @BielsaBall]

Loan with option to kill myself.

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹

[John Burrows @JohnBurrowsCFB]

College football has to be the only sport where people hate underdogs

[Lucro 💫 @PlayoffLucro]

Carmelo Anthony legacy got nothing 😭

Jokic took his number in Denver
Harden snatched his top 10 scoring spot
KD took his greatest Olympian title
Bron took his Rookie of the Year

[Jay Kim @luckymong1]

Thank you, Chris Paul. #hornets #clippers #JJBA

[ZubacSZN @213Clipset]

Those ringless jokes aren’t funny now huh