Ninja

Realist.
I'd rather be whole than good.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This Neanderthal is the most unlikeable chap I have had the misfortune of sighting on social media. Every video of him involves some idiocy that screams both mental and physical malnutrition. I have seen sewer rats with more composure.

[Kanini @KwaNinz]

Not everyone has the personality or the privilege to survive life without religion or kids.

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

I've just sent someone KSh 23,000 via Pesalink and the transaction fee was just KSh 20

I had to check how much Safaricom would have charged. KSh 108 which is 5x more

[soli @solisolsoli]

By revol4357

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

If Polygamy and adultery is how African dads ruin families.. religion and religious psychosis is how African moms ruin their families .

[Ninja @Watarii__]

@MkenyaMzi Alikuwa anataka aonekane kama dynasty only to end up a mungiki 😭💀

[Ninja @Watarii__]

😂😂😂

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I am not sending a video on why I think I am the perfect fit for the job. You can go to hell with your vacancy

[• @WordsCocoon]

live life.

[Ninja @Watarii__]

He should've taken it but he's probably talking from a point of privilege.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

🗣️Michail Antonio on the contract West Ham offered him when he was recovering from his car crash:

“Karren Brady told me she’d offer £5k-a-week with the under-21s. I said, 'How can you offer that when the under-21s are on more than that and I’ve been at this club for 10 years?'

Her response was, 'Well, they haven’t been in a car crash and shattered their leg."

(Via: @FourFourTwo)

[Ben🇪🇬🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸 @_Ben11i]

Liverpool watching Villa food chain Newcastle

[Ninja @Watarii__]

Unfortunately I have to agree with this to some extent..

[Sora @sora_sohrah]

What men don't understand is if you fail your duties as a father your daughter automatically becomes a hoe. It's all your fault as men for all these hoes.

[Ninja @Watarii__]

I liked the explanation Iraola gave for 2 year contract thing and I think more people need to have that sort of integrity.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”

[Mwiti M'Imuchui 🇰🇪 @kmwiti27]

@kenyasgossips Wow, paying someone for a service. You really are a mastermind of the resistance. What’s next, buying groceries? You’re truly bringing the patriarchy to its knees, one callus at a time.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Being neurodivergent is noticing patterns early, warning people, being ignored, then watching exactly what you predicted happen months later. By then, everyone acts like it was obvious all along, and nobody remembers you called it first. It’s a uniquely frustrating experience.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i have never fully recovered from the fact that i exist

[Moh @mumbimumbzW]

It is such a relief when your parents finally give up on you.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

FIVE SIGNS YOU’RE DEALING WITH A TRULY GOOD PERSON.

1. They often like to be alone.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

🤣

[Ninja @Watarii__]

😂😂😂🤣

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

How men with female surnames are standing up to ridicule in Kenya https://t.co/PNJZDnFQSe