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Raising 3 kids near the Arctic Circle... Ready, set, GO!

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2: Cow pooped.
Me: I'll get the shovel.

#momlife #cowpoop #toomuchpopcorn

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@motherlyqueer @marthasa1 I use part of an old baking stone in the oven and then melted off the clear waxy bits. It was super fast. Just don't use sometthing you cook food on. Even with a few sheets of paper the wax will soak through. You could even use an old paving stone.

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5 people with colds.
2 with a pink eye bonus round.

Me:

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Things 2 wanted at the store:

Cookies
Cupcakes
Chips
Chocolate milk
Teddy grahams

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Time outs are now however-long-it-takes-me-to-eat-this-brownie minutes long.

#twinmom #3under3

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@Convokid22 I swear by oxyclean. It gets the stink out of my husband's wool work socks like magic.

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2 accidentally peed on the toilet seat. She got the toilet paper by herself and wiped it up.

Take notes ladies.

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@DadisGrumpy I hear you! "You need to let the poop out" is my new catchphrase.

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I saved some @Chobani cups to dye Easter eggs in. I now have a dozen of them and all 3 kids play with them more than their toys. I'm never buying toys again.

#MomLife #3under3

[DEVOUR Foods @devourfoods]

I have two moods:

1. Hungry

2. Not "hungry" but I could eat

[The Salty Mamas @saltymamas]

There's this perfect window of toddlerhood where they're helpful and love getting things for you and aren't super sassy yet and it's just so lovely and I want to enjoy it forev-

Wait. No. It passed. She's a raging two year old.

[Absynth Lover @seegreenfairys]

Just got a recipe for copycat Cinnabon rolls. This is probably gonna lead to me having to be cut out from the side of my house.

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@motherlyqueer For real! If you break the gendered color code people get mad! I had my girl in blue with a floral heart on the front and some stranger told me I shouldn't dress my little girl as a boy 😖jokes on them. I have bg twins now and they wear each others clothes

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Twin A likes to steal toys from Twin B. I tried to stop intervening so they can work it out, after all, I can't just monitor toys all day.

Twin B now shrieks until Twin A chucks the toy back at him.

#momlife #twinmom

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@PedersenAhmed My oldest is just starting to read... not looking forward to trying to explain this phenomenon.

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@dad_on_my_feet If he is willing, teach him to crochet. Amazing for lots of mental health Dx. I would teach it all the time when I worked in youth psych inpatient. Best for beginners is a giant granny square. No long starting chain and it is harder to add/miss stitches.

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*baby playing with shape sorter*

Me: Me can learn shapes! Here is a triangle to put in.

*child lifts lid and put shape in*

Well... we learned something.

#MomLife

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Almost 1 just held 2's "special bear bear" hostage to get her @cheerios back.

Is it wrong to be a little proud? 🤣

#parenting #MomLife #3under3

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There is a #bunny that likes to look in our front window. 2 has named her Lola. #Alaska #nome