Brady Crickett

I work 24/7. I never get food. I have no toys.

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

@WS_Carter You don't like me?!

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

Hold on.. #letmetakeaselfie

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

“@CuteEmergency: apparently I was in 101 Dalmatians http://t.co/ZwiSPP6Gzz” #starving

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

@CuteEmergency I can be cute too. I was dreaming about food. Or maybe I was dreaming about my girlfriend, Cow.

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

“@CuteEmergency: baby otter winking at you http://t.co/RCEHv7Mhjh” Would you love me if I looked like this? @kimberly_hicks

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

I would probably have to protect my stupid dad from the pit bull. He's useless. #starving @kimberly_hicks @Corey_Bartlett

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

Hate him. “@CuteEmergency: He loves to sleep with his carrot http://t.co/kbWwShr7Fp”

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

Umm, I'm the main character! Duh. “@moeboy4: I'm sure you'll be tuned in!! Haha RT : “@moeboy4 Yorkienado is due out soon!”

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

“@moeboy4: Sharknado 2 tomorrow!! Can't wait!” Yorkienado is due out soon!

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

#selfiefriday #datelinefriday #whodunit

[Joey G @Joeybigfeet]

@Watchdogbrady You should totally poo in the house, all the cool kids do it

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

@RickySYoung did the announcers just say "Hardin guardin."?!

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

@RickySYoung @bucs4ever78 I'm still not a cat, Guy! And, were you born in '78?! Wow. Never known someone that old, besides my grandparents!

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

Last time I share my birthday chips from Aunt @MollyABartlett with Dad.. He hogs them. @Corey_Bartlett #starving

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

If you're trying to view any pics of me, they may take a while to load. My big penis takes a lot of RAM.

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

@kimberly_hicks Don't come back. I love Aunt Molly! @MollyABartlett #notreally #scared #nailpolish #dresses

[Brady Crickett @WatchdogBrady]

My parents left me with Aunt Molly. They have no idea what it's like here!! #cantbreathe