Watch Parts Moto

Father, husband, technology entrepreneur, philanthropist, collector, artist. I make miniature motorcycles from vintage watch parts.

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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google - Grandfather Clock

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RIP Jesus Christ is trending. You're all going to look pretty silly in three days time...

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To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..

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My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.

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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

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Caught myself staring into the medicine cabinet like I do with the refrigerator.

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My wife finally got a "Brazilian".
He seems nice.

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The more I get to know other people, the less I hate myself.

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A 41 year old gymnast is competing in her 7th Olympics. I just texted my son and offered him $5 to come downstairs and hand me the remote.

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My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.

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what if UFOs are just billionaries from other planets

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Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free.

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Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring.

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Current and new friends should know that when I say “Definitely! Let’s do that!” I just mean in our imaginations.

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I just found an iphone app that makes my face look fat, it’s called “camera”.

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My daughter once summarized a 10 minute story in 4 hours.

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I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would've been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer.

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I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band.

I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.

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Kim brought home low sodium turkey bacon and now I understand what it means when someone says they love you but they aren't IN LOVE with you

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I wish I loved anything as much as Gwyneth Paltrow loves being unrelatable.