ah-LEE-sha

Loyal friend, armature cook, horrible speller, I live for spontaneity and go where the wind takes me. NYC will forever be my home away from home

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

@netflix WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

We don’t want to offend people with saying “Merry Christmas”.

This will work. 😂

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Evened it up.

#RepBX

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Richest owner in sports. $340 million payroll. The biggest contract in sports history. Needed to win just 84 games…

And yet the Mets STILL didn’t make the playoffs. You will never be big brother. You will never own NYC. You will ALWAYS be a laughing stock. But congrats on Soto!

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

Crossed all times zones and still not home. thanks @Delta

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

GM! Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and every day.

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

Suddenly I am a bears fan and looking for this cookout

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@colstonlovelan1's invited to the cookout 😂

#1920FootballDr

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Best joker impression goes to this dude

[Lawrence Shabazz Jenkins @Stay_NepTUNEDin]

This St John’s run is for all of us who had that Lenovo laptop, who went there before the DAC was built, chilled on the Montgoris strip, had to ignore J Cole selling his mixtapes in Marillac, and survived that damn shooting scare! This is for us baby!!!

[Big East Bar Room 🎙 @BigEastBarroom]

If you've never gone, you can't understand it

And if you have gone, it's impossible to explain

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

Day two of waking up like a handsome boy since my hairdresser cut too much of my hair off. Coincidentally, it’s also day two of waking up and choosing violence as my personality.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When I see someone post. “I stand with Ukraine.”

[Hey Shan B. @heyshanb]

Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025

[Jeff Dobbs @deff_jobbs]

@jarvis_best W followed it up with the patented program slap

The man is unstoppable

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@jarvis_best @RonColeman

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

i aspire to do one thing — just one — in my life half as cool as this austin wells bat flip

[floridanow1 @floridanow1]

@EndWokeness Soprano's had Columbus Day right.😂

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

Anybody looking for game 7 hype music today? Look no further…

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

Week 3 of asking @Delta why they won’t approve my expense request. Shady

[ah-LEE-sha @watchurbouche]

@DreamDWTN day 14 and now not one knows where my stuff is. Still haven’t gotten an email back. I feel like I need a hostage negotiator… mail my stuff guys