What the Woke

Parodies for the triggered.

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Yeah boi......

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@MattWalshBlog Can anyone find the audio?

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He has XY chromosomes, no uterus, internal testicals, and a micropenis.

But his passport says “woman” so why would you trust a medical report over what someone printed on a paper?

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Congrats to @imanekhelif14! 👏👏👏
He just won the Olympic Gold in Paris for beating up women in the ring.

He even hit Italian Angela Carini so hard she forfeited the fight. What a stud!

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This is the same dude who was disqualified by the IBA (International Boxing Association) before the gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics for having heightened testosterone.

True, a French medical report was just leaked showing that he is a male.

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@POTUS if you'd like your baby to be bitten by the President of the United States of America, just swing by the @WhiteHouse .

@JoeBiden is handing out free bites for little babies.

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Ditto 😁

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Btw. Good morning you bunch of garbage.

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This!!!

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

"The reason why I'm involved in politics this time, is because this time it's a fork in the road. I think we're doomed if Trump doesn't win, so he's gotta win."

一 Elon Musk

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Now pretend to protect them from a man who encourages them to support the Constitution, the document that has made America the greatest nation to ever exist.

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@elonmusk just got sued.

His crime? Giving away $1million a day.

District attorney, Lawrence S. Krasner, delivers the playbook for how to persecute an American citizen.

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It’s pretty nifty, actually.

You persuaded the people to elect you to serve them.

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WATCH: Taylor Swift Teaches You How to Be a Christian

With her tasteful use of revenge, sexuality, and sacrilegious themes written all throughout her music, Taylor Swift shows you how she is indeed a Christian– and how you can be one too.

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WATCH: Donald Trump Teaches You How to Weaponize the Justice System

Ever wondered how Mr. “Lets Go Brandon” managed to indict the most controversial figure of the 21st century, meanwhile his own record was about as clean as a Hunter Biden’s internet search history? Well, @realDonaldTrump, is here to show you exactly how Biden did it– and how you can do the same.

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WATCH: Nikki Haley Can’t Name 3 Ukrainian Provinces...

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@bennyjohnson That’s not the only thing @VivekGRamaswamy got right about Nikki:

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When Nikki Haley gets roasted 😂