From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):
"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"
Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
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PRIEST STRUCK BY FALLING CROSS DURING MASS IN A FATAL ACCIDENT — infovaticana
Father Patricio Sánchez was leading a livestreamed Mass in Guayaquil, Ecuador, on Saturday when a cross mounted behind him fell and hit him
The archdiocese confirmed his death
Polish prodigy Marcin Patrzalek responds to those claiming his music is fake.
Watch this tutorial breakdown: One guitar, zero fakes – mastering melody, bass, and percussion all at once.
These two houses in Red Deer Alberta join backyards every winter to build a hockey rink for their kids. There’s a terraced viewing deck, a hot tub and grill 🥅🏒🇨🇦
Black bear in Sooke standing at the Canada Post boxes like it’s waiting on a parcel that was supposed to arrive three days ago.
Does it get more Canadian than this!? 🐻📦🇨🇦
Exceptionally heavy El Niño rains have triggered millions of dormant seeds beneath the soil, transforming vast stretches of one of the world’s driest regions into a spectacular carpet of flowers. 🌸🌸🌸
The Atacama Desert, one of the driest places on Earth, has been dramatically transformed following heavy rainfall in northern Chile. Areas that are typically barren and parched are now covered in vibrant violet and white blossoms, a rare natural phenomenon known as the “flowering desert.”🏵️🏵️🏵️
this might legitimately be the funniest video out there. the horses looked genuinely so baffled, like they had no idea what moose was or that we could do that.
Photographer Martin Le-May was walking through a London park with his wife, hoping to show her a green woodpecker for the first time, when he snapped this incredible photo: a weasel riding a flying woodpecker.